Old School Boy
January 26, 2012 in Uncategorized
Topsy-Turvy Text Messages
January 19, 2012 in Uncategorized
Words of Christ in red. Words of Bruce in green. Or blue.
I really wrote this. And somehow, never got slapped.
I'm a smart ass. I know. Wuddyagunnado.
Uh.....
Most don't want marriage. They want a wedding.
Broken Glass
January 18, 2012 in Uncategorized
“For me, this glass is already broken. I enjoy it, I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on a shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ But when I understand that this glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious. Every moment is just as it is and nothing need be otherwise.”
I Need A Pencil
January 18, 2012 in Uncategorized
Da Brat and Mystikal have a daughter together? I didn’t know…
The Temptation by Charles Baudelaire
January 17, 2012 in Uncategorized
The Demon, in my chamber high,
This morning came to visit me,
And, thinking he would find some fault,
He whispered: “I would know of thee
Among the many lovely things
That make the magic of her face,
Among the beauties, black and rose,
That make her body’s charm and grace,
Which is most fair?” Thou didst reply
To the Abhorred, O soul of mine:
“No single beauty is the best
When she is all one flower divine.
When all things charm me I ignore
Which one alone brings most delight;
She shines before me like the dawn,
And she consoles me like the night.
The harmony is far too great,
That governs all her body fair,
For impotence to analyse
And say which note is sweetest there.
O mystic metamorphosis!
My senses into one sense flow–
Her voice makes perfume when she speaks,
Her breath is music faint and low!”
My blog is broken.
December 27, 2011 in Uncategorized
On the inside though. So I can’t blog right now. Please bare with me while WordPress gets its shit together.
You Gotta Read This.
December 6, 2011 in Uncategorized
Women: If you have enough sense to read my blog, this is probably not for your advanced mind. But read it anyway, and share it with your triflin ass friends!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tracy-mcmillan/why-youre-not-married_b_822088.html
Catching Up – Season 1 Trailer
October 21, 2011 in Uncategorized
The Lost Tapes: To Catch A Predator (Spoof)
October 19, 2011 in Uncategorized
Winter 2010. Needing some sun!
Like the character pictured above, some things we shoot never see the light of day. This particular shoot technically went terrible, but we had so much fun doing it, we decided to share anyway. I hope you share it, too. Enjoy!
Edit: Welp, looks like its gone again. If you didn’t see it, you probably never will.