Brucie B Clears His Throat!

One day, I was being myself… Somebody came along and said, “HEY! You can’t do that!!!”

I paused, told them to shut the fuck up, and promptly went back to what I was doing. Theeee end.

Courtside with Jigga. Seats close enough to trip Mike Bibby. Painting a red heart on Rihanna’s chest. With a toothy grin. Cheese!

Most of the time, I go with older, more classic videos. But this one deserves to be among the classics. Enjoy my pick. If you don’t like it, get your own fluckin blog.

Think abowdid. You won’t be able to lie and say “I’m at Bobby’s house” any more.  She’s gonna say, “WHY the fuck don’t you have your VIDEO on??? Lemme see.”

What are you gonna say to that… Its broke? Its a brand new phone.  You don’t know how to work it? That shit’s about to be like texting in a minute.
For as many people who use the video option, there will be just as many who don’t like it. Mostly women, who ‘feel ugly’ at the moment… But it’ll sound just like the request you hear when somebody says, “Take me off the speaker phone.”

…and phone sex will have a whoooole new meaning.
–BB

They took down the fake “Dr. Carter” video I did, but I’m going to find another way to put it back up. Just not on youtube.  Thanks to everybody who left a comment or remark on the video! More to come soon!

 –BB