Brucie B Clears His Throat!

STOP RUNNING YOUR F#@KIN MOUTH.

If you can’t ‘hold water’, and everybody knows it, try shutting the fuck up for 2009. When you know something, and run to tell it, you look like a gossip — and it immediately conveys that you can’t be trusted. For shit. In the words of my wise aunt, “If they’re bringing a bone, they’re taking a bone.” (If you’re the recipient of some juicy gossip, yo ass is gettin talked about, too)

Now. Runteldat.

This kid is HILARIOUS… But I don’t think he knows it!

So what’s up with New Years Resolutions?  They should really be called ‘two week resolutions.’ Because, at best, that’s about as long as its gonna last. Do yourself a favor: Get off your ass NOW. Go to the gym NOW. Spend more time with _______ NOW.  Get organized NOW. Do whatever you’re post-poning NOW. Don’t wait for the ball drop, fireworks and champagne to do what you need to be doing right NOW.

Here’s a solution for everybody: Start your new years’ resolution TODAY, and see if you can make it til January 1st! Then, you’ll know whether or not we can take your lyin ass seriously!
Oh, and have a nice day.