Brucie B Clears His Throat!

Ladies. Take a page out of “The Man Handbook”, and stop making mittens out of toilet paper to wipe your ass. You’re only going to use 20% of that mitten. You could be saving hundreds.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain as he figures out how to reconstruct his blog! Please be patient. Thanks

Watching NBA playoff basketball is NOT supposed to be this funny. Lately, I’ve been seeing movie posters for the movie “Drag Me To Hell”, and for a second, I wondered if ’scary movies’ were about to make a comeback… That is, until I saw the commercial/trailer for ‘Drag Me’ after the Denver Nuggets started tricking off their lead.

…So the old lady haunts the main character because she got denied for a LOAN??? WOW! I’m gonna start being nicer to old people. Immediately. Somebody help me organize a “Smooches for Seniors” campaign. ASAP

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“Wasn’t you downtown at the weed rally yesterday? I could’ve SWORE I saw you there…”

–Ice Cream truck driver to Bruce Briggs