Brucie B Clears His Throat!

Dear Bruce,

I’m self conscious about my body.  I have even considered breast implants…  Do you think that it will turn my future mate off?

Sincerely,

Chesty LaRue

Don't get crazy though.

Dear Chesty,

Your ideal mate won’t give a good got damn whether or not your breasts are fake.  He will love you for you. Saggy, small, big, bloated, whatever.  Any man that doesn’t feel that way isn’t cut out for the job.  Its really that simple.

If you have a question you need answered, write in my facebook honesty box, or http://www.formspring.me/brucebriggs –They’re both ANONYMOUS!  Nobody (including me) will know who you really are!