Feb
27
2010

The Top 5 Reasons I’ll Never Become A Rapper

Because no good words/ phrases are left to rhyme with “Maybach” or “Beyonce”.

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Because I may eventually want to become an actor, and I don’t want to be labeled “another rapper-slash-actor.”  But shouts out to Common and Mos Def!!!

Because girls like these scare the BEJEEZUS outta me:

Because Hip Hop isn’t dead, but it most definitely evolved into something I am not particularly fond of: It has to make “business sense” before it makes “good music”.


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Because people might try to hit me up for my “Milk and Cereal” Chains!  And I’m not having ANY of that.

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…can’t touch this.

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